Fifty Shades Trilogy
Okay, I promise this is the last one. How can I resist a review that uses such colorful phrases?
fecal bombs from a fighter jet,
more mood swings than a menopausal schizophrenic on meth,
and my personal favorite,
magical panty hamster.
Magical panty hamster! Makes me want to run out and get one.
What????? I already have one!
Maybe, I should read those books after all.
Here, it is. Enjoy.